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Shrek the halls with balls of loving,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the season to be cumming,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
When Shrek rapes you to his measure,
Fa la la - la la la - la la la.
He will kill you just for pleasure,
Fa la la la la - la la la la.
Shrek's relationship with Princess,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Is nothing more than gross incest,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
He gets his kicks banging others,
Fa la la - la la la - la la la.
Never treating them like brothers,
Fa la la la la - la la la la.
Don't mess with Shrek while he's busy,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Else he eats you while he's tizzy,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Shrek's dad never fed him sherbet,
Fa la la - la la la - la la la.
Due to that, now Shrek's a pervert,
Fa la la la la - la la la la.
Fa la la la la
la la la la.